Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
Little Joey
Little Joey was sitting in the back of class rubbing his crotch, and the teacher asked, "Joey what are you doing?" Joey replied, "Teacher, my mommy had me circumsized yesterday and it still hurts." So the teacher sent Joey to the principal's office to call his mother and ask what he should do.
When Joey came back from the office, the teacher noticed that he had his penis hanging out. Shocked, the teacher asked, "Joey, what are you doing!?" Joey answered, "Mommy told me to stick it out till lunch and then she would be here to pick me up."
Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Mommy and Daddy Dearest
There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So the teacher asks Bobby, "What is this animal called?" "I dunno," claims Bobby. So then she says, "I'll give you a hint-it's what your mother calls your father." The boy thinks for a minute and then says, "Oh that's what a son of a bitch looks like!"
honestly, kids this days...
questioning my sanity around 3:28 PM
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